any post about a “group chat” just reminds me of how it feels like everybody in the world already has their little group of friends and i’m just kinda constantly floating in and out of people’s outer circles, so even if they consider me their friend they’d be just fine without me since they have so many people they like more than me
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the guy in the love me again music video is so cute wOW
At school
- me: its too fucking early
- me: dont look at me
- me: i dont even know what that is
- me: am i in science or gym right now
- me: stop fucking screaming
- me: dont touch me filthy peasant
- me: fuck you
- me: thats right open the fucking door for me peasant
- me: can you not
- me: holy shit you can touch me all you want you beautiful human being you
- me: he's cute...
- me: holy shit what if he's gay
- me: what if he's gay with that guy right there
- me: i ship it
- me: whens lunch
- me: peasant
- me: the queen is leaving move
- me: i want to lose weight
- me: i want small arms
- me: i want a flat stomach
- me: i want to be thin
- me: i want skinny legs
- me: *sees mcdonald*
- me: YOLO
- me: avoids getting in the shower
- me: avoids getting in the shower
- me: avoids getting in the shower
- me: avoids getting in the shower
- me: gets in the shower
- me: i have ARRIVED IN PARADISE AND I SHALL NEVER LEAVE
- how my mother works
- me: mom i got all A's
- mom:
- me: mom i cleaned the whole house
- mom:
- me: mom i don't do drugs and i'm not pregnant
- mom:
- mom: is this your cup on the table?
- me: yes
- mom: you never do anything right i do for you all day long and you do nothing for me but stress me out you are so out of control you are grounded if you think you had no life before you just wait i cant believe you treat your own mother this way get out of my sight
- teacher: ok everyone you're going to get into groups
- me: oh fuck
- me: social interaction
- me: what in here can i kill myself with
- me: oh god there isn't anything
- me: everyone is choosing groups and i'm sitting here alone
- me: why am i talking to myself
- me: avoids getting in the shower
- me: avoids getting in the shower
- me: avoids getting in the shower
- me: avoids getting in the shower
- me: gets in the shower
- me: i have ARRIVED IN PARADISE AND I SHALL NEVER LEAVE
- Me: why am I so tired and weak all the time?
- Me: *eats nothing of nutritional value*
- Me: *has crazy irregular sleep schedule*
- Me: *never exercises ever*
- Me: I just don't get it
- me: i'm going shopping do you want something?
- friend: nah, i'm fine
- *arrives*
- me: *eating cookies*
- friend: give me one
- me: are you fuckin kidding me
